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>>>   A recent Scottish immigrant to the U.S. attends his first baseball game.
>>>After a base hit, he hears the fans roaring "Run... run!"
>>>
>>>   The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands 
>>>up
>>>and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-r-un yah bahstard.
>>>R-r-run!"
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>>>   A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased 
>>>with
>>>his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya."
>>>
>>>   The next batter's count goes up to three and two. As the pitch crosses
>>>outside the plate, he holds his swing. The umpire calls a walk and the
>>>Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-r-un ya bahstard, r-r-run!"
>>>
>>>   All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down, confused. A
>>>friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers, "He doesn't have to run,
>>>he's got four balls."
>>>
>>>   After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams,
>>>"Walk PR-R-ROUD, man! Walk Proud!"
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