I am a Ph.D. student in the Computational Neuroscience program at
Brandeis. Working under the tutelage of Jordan Pollack in the DEMO
lab. Serving out the fifth year of my sentence. Parole is imminent,
hopefully this summer. Actually I am quite enjoying the
Ph.D. experience, except for the spartan life style imposed by my
exorbitant salary.
| Ofer Melnik
Volen Center for Complex Systems Brandeis University Waltham, MA 02454-9110 |
melnik (a) cs.brandeis.edu
Phone: +1-781-736-2719 Fax : +1-781-736-2741 |
Waist
100
Hips
100 (people call me the rubiks cube..)
Height
5'10"
Weight
75 kg - on a good day
Birth date
May-7th-1970
Ambitions
I want to be a famous actor and singer but still remain a business
person.
Turn Offs
Mean people and stuff.
Turn Ons
Women and stuff
Favorite Book
Roget's Thesaurus - especially the part about refrigerators, ice-boxes
...what a writer
Favorite Song
Hava Nagila Hava - let us be merry
What makes a women sexy?
It should be coming from inside. She either is sexy or not. Nothing
really can make her sexy. It is a quality given by God.
Describe a typical day in your life?
Start with exercising, then unicycling, dancing, singing lessons,
massage and end with a wonderful evening with my friends.
Ideal Romantic Evening
In a beautiful castle full of candles, wearing a perfect outfit, dancing
to romantic music and getting plastered.